oh GOD OH MAN OH GOD
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT HE GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER THAT WHEN SHE (GRANDMA, NOT MY MOM OBVIOUSLY) WAS A KID SHE AND HER FRIENDS FOUND A DEAD NAZI IN WINTER SO THEY POURED WATER OVER HIM SO HE’D FREEZE MORE AND THEN THEY USED HIS CORPSE AS A SLEIGH TO RIDE DOWNHILL ON jfghslkdjhkjLKJSDFHGLJKSDFJK
wHAT
Oh MY God
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